Top ten things overheard at Spin Niteclub in Chicago Illinois
(Mike in Chicago)

1- "Is that drag queen trying to look like Cher? Oh wait, that's a real girl"
2- "Did he know he had crabs when he lent you the pants?"
3- "Yeah, I've slept with him- who hasn't?"
4- "My drink tastes funny...oops, not my drink!"
5- "I bet I could cheer you up"
6- (in response to 5)-" Sure you could-by leaving"
7- "I'd go out with him if it wasn't for those awful shoes he has on"
8- "You look so retro!"
9- (in response to 8)-"This isn't retro, I bought it yesterday!"
10- "You can buy me a drink if you promise not to talk to me"

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